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Let's see what's in store for tonight:
Also, you never know, there could be ninjas!
HERE WE GO
INTERIOR: DARIO CUETO'S OFFICE
Dario tells Sexy Star that if any of her friends (Drago, Aerostar and Fenix) interfere in her match with Johnny Mundo tonight, they will be banned from the Temple FOREVER.
And also, there's this:
Marty The Moth vs Ivelisse
WINNER: Marty the Moth
Sami Callihan makes his in-ring Lucha debut!
Sami, of course, is playing Ivelisse's boyfriend, Jeremiah.
She's pissed at him for trying to fight her battles for her, and he begs forgiveness.
Interested to see how this plotline develops.
Remember, they've already booked a match for Ivelisse, vs Catrina, at Ultima Lucha III, which is set to air in sometime in JUNE, so there's a lot of time to flesh out that feud.
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VIGNETTE FOR PAUL LONDON'S NEW WHITE RABBIT FACTION
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EXTERIOR: OUTSIDE THE TEMPLE, PARKING LOT
Sami (Jeremiah) says that Dario has offered him a contract to fight at the Temple.
Ivelisse is apprehensive, saying that Dario is an asshole, and may make them fight each other.
If that happens, she says "I'll kick your ass."
PAN OVER TO ANOTHER PART OF THE PARKING LOT
Dario gets into Councilman Renegade's limo and The Councilman asks him if he has found THE NEXT HOST BODY.
God, I love Lucha Underground.
Dario says he's narrowed it down to one of two men, "both almost Godlike themselves."
One of them may win the Ultimate Opportunity in the next match.
ONE OF THE POSSIBLE "HOST BODIES" IS CAGE.
Councilman Renegade gives Dario a big steel box, which I guess contains the heart of a god or something?
THIS IS AMAZING.
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CAGE vs TEXANO
BEST OF FIVE MATCH # 3
CAGE LEADS 2-0
This match is so damn good.
WINNER: Texano
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INTERIOR: DARIO'S OFFICE
Dario's peeking in the steel box, and whatever's inside glows BLUE.
Rey Mysterio knocks on the door and comes in.
He wants a match against Chavo Guerrero next week.
Rey says "Sometimes, you've gotta put a dog down ... for his own good."
Damn, that's cold, Rey.
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Sexy Star vs Johnny Mundo
Gift of the Gods Championship
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
This is nuts.
WINNER: Johnny Mundo
See, WWE, that's how you build a heel.
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INTERIOR: Training Center
Puma works out on the heavy bag.
Vampiro enters says beating Mil Muertes was a good first step.
But, he says, to reach his full potential, Puma's going to have to kill him.
Vampiro says he may have always hated Konnan (Puma's former mentor who Mil Muertes killed at the end of Season 1), but he's always respected Puma.
Puma goes back to working the heavy bag, with a brand new, almost supernatural fury.
THIS SEASON IS JUST GETTING GOOD, Y'ALL.
