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LUCHA UNDERGROUND
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On tonight's episode:
They're not saying who the SuperFriends are facing tonight, but if those White Rabbit vignettes are any indication, I bet it's THESE GUYS:
Paul London in a Top Hat,
Sunglasses Gimp Mohawk Man and Checkerboard Morphsuit Guy!
(Those probably aren't their real names.)
Also, and this is totally no big deal, so you probably shouldn't get ridiculously hyped for this:
Just kidding.
GET HYPED.
Check out the backstory for this shit:
THIS IS GOING TO BE SO INCREDIBLY GOOD AND I CAN'T FREAKING WAIT.
HERE WE GO.
INTERIOR LOCKER ROOM.
Vampiro startles Prince Puma as he's taping his wrists, and offers to help him in his match with Mil Muertes.
Puma says no.
I mean, I'm paraphrasing.
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DARIO'S DIAL OF DOOM SPINNING SESSION
MATANZA vs KILLSHOT
WINNER: Matanza
He nails Killshot with a brainbuster and then ...
Looks like we know who sent Killshot that message a couple weeks ago ...
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Another creepy crazy Alice in Wonderland-esque Vignette.
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DARIO CUETO HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:
To prove how dominant Matanza is, Dario says he's going to defend his Championship in Aztec Warfare against 19 other competitors, and he's going to enter at Number 1.
Also, Dario says that the SuperFriends (Aerostar, Drago & Fenix) are going to have a unique opportunity.
The will be in a Triple Threat Match against each other!
And there's a special stipulation:
AEROSTAR vs DRAGO vs FENIX
Drago hits a Blockbuster on Aerostar to get the win!
Which means Fenix and Aerostar are out of Aztec Warfare!
WINNER: Drago
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INTERIOR LOCKER ROOM
Kobra Moon sneaks up on Drago and tells him he needs to win Aztec Warfare for their "tribe."
Kobra Moon and Drago apparently go way back.
He left "her tribe" a thousand years ago, and he's never coming back.
He roars.
They are interrupted by some ... dude. He's eating a slice of pizza and then he farts.
Your guess is as good as mine.
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INTERIOR DARIO'S OFFICE
Johnny Mundo comes in and basically bribes Dario Cueto for a match against Sexy Star for the Gift of the Gods belt.
Bribes him with Dario's own briefcase full of cash that Johnny stole from Dario like 30 episodes ago.
Dario accepts.
THE MATCH IS NEXT WEEK.
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PRINCE PUMA vs MIL MUERTES
THAT WAS INSANE.
He rolls Mil back into the ring, then hits double knees from the top rope and a running Shooting Star Press.
Two Count.
WINNER: Prince Puma
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INTERIOR DOJO
Rey Mysterio talking to an unseen man about Chavo.
IT'S CHAVO GUERRERO SR.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit.
