Off-Track With A-Train UPDATE: Big Show's Abs Have Gotten Even Abbier

Less than a week ago, I brought you a special edition of 

OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN

The Undertaker: A Seven-Year-Old Named Bjorn Threatened To Shoot Me In The Face And Called Me A Democrat

In which we needed to have a talk about Big Show's abs.

my god.

We had that talk, but it seems we need to have more talking because today Big Show tweeted this picture out.

Don't be distracted by the guy on the left.

No, I don't care about his ridiculous blue mirrored sunglasses indoors, or his hat that looks like it was knitted for him by his grandma.

FOCUS.

Focus on these abs.

MY GOD.

Also, can we talk for a minute about how happy Big Show looks?

Look how pleased with himself he is.

And he damn well should be.

Be proud of yourself, Big Man.

Oh, and lest you think he's just been doing cardio, check this out:

 

@Shaq! Karaoke? Doughnuts? You better get serious. All roads lead to #WrestleMania. The only giant!

A post shared by The Big Show (@wwethebigshow) on

By the way, when you click that video, OF COURSE Big Show is getting a pump in while listening to ZZ Top's "La Grange."

I mean, OF COURSE he is.

He's ready for his WrestleMania 33 match with Shaquille O'Neal seven weeks in advance, and he wants the world to know it.

That reminds me.

Hey Shaq, what are you up to on Social Media?

 Okay. All right. Fair play.

Nice jump shot.

But I notice you weren't shirtless.

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, MR. O'NEAL?

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