Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
this is like the fourth one today, kids
aren't you lucky?
in this epsiode
XAVIER WOODS USED THE POWER OF HIS FIRE LYRICS
TO TROLL THE BALLS OFF OF DEAN AMBROSE
So as part of his wildly successful YouTube gaming channel, UpUpDownDown, Xavier Woods regularly plays WWE2K17 as himself, and kicks the butts of the video game versions of his friends and co-workers.
In this particular video, he's going up against the (in-game) holder of the US Title, Dean Ambrose, and during the entrances, Woods adds lyrics to Dean Ambrose's theme song.
And HOLY GOD are they perfect.
Sing along, won't you?
Gotta leather
Got a leather jacket
Gotta leather
Got a leather jacket
YEAHJEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNS
And I got boots too!
Leather jacket
And I got some boots on, too!
Leather jacket
Leather leather jacket
Crazy man in a
Leather leather jacketJEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNS
So I don't know which option would be more impressive in this case:
Either A) Xavier just improvised that shit, spitting some fire freestyle bars while filming that video.
or B) He made up those lyrics months or even years ago, and this is what he sings to himself every time he hears Wacky Dean's entrance music.
Somehow I kind of hope it's the latter.
I know one thing: When Dean comes out tonight to ask Miz for his contractual rematch after losing the IC Title at Extreme Rules, I am going to be singing along.
LEATHER JACKET
LEATHER LEATHER JACKET, YEAH!
JEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNS
