Danhausen Gets A Cannonhausen

It’s not a blimp, but Danhausen did get a new toy to use on Monday’s WWE Raw.

Danhausen has been tossing t-shirts during commercial breaks on WWE TV for a couple of weeks now, and he took things to a new level on the March 16 episode of WWE Raw.

The “Very Nice, Very Evil” one now has a cannonhausen that shoots t-shirts into the audience. He started with a normal t-shirt gun before showing off his upgraded cannon.

IT'S CANNON-HAUSEN 🤩@DanhausenAD pic.twitter.com/Z2PiGwTDCR

— WWE (@WWE) March 17, 2026

Danhausen 3:16 says I just cursed your ass.

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