The Miz: My Daughter Thinks Danhausen Is Funny, She Didn’t Care That Her Bike Was Stolen

The Miz can’t catch a break.

Last week’s episode of SmackDown featured a comical segment that featured Danhausen breaking into the home of Miz and Maryse. The skit ended with Danhausen stealing the bike of Miz’s daughter and riding it out of the neighborhood.

Speaking with the Complex Graps podcast, Miz revealed that his daughter was unphased by Danhausen’s act of theft.

“You know what the weird part is? My daughter, I was like, ‘Sweetheart, Danhausen stole your bike.’ She [excitedly] goes, ‘Danhausen?!?’ I go, ‘Yes, Danhausen.’ She goes, ‘That’s okay, you’ll just get me a new one.’ I go, ‘Excuse me?’ She goes, ‘I love Danhausen.’ I go, ‘No you don’t, you’re my daughter. You’re not supposed to like Danhausen.’ She goes, ‘He’s funny, dad.’ No, he’s not funny. It’s not funny. I don’t like the fact that my daughter is like, ‘Oh, I like Danhausen.’ The guy has made my life misery for the past two weeks and it’s not a curse. The things that have been happening to me aren’t curses. The referee getting a cramp in his arm and costing me the tag team championships, that’s not a curse, that’s a person that doesn’t know how to do his job. Me getting blown up on Friday Night SmackDown, that is not a curse. That is someone mistakenly pressing the pyro button for some ungodly reason during my match. Nick Aldis needs to figure things out. Him breaking into my home, that’s not a curse, that’s a crook. That’s a criminal. That’s what I see and everyone else seems to think, no Miz, it’s because you’re cursed. It’s not a curse.”

In a separate interview, Miz recently stated Danhausen is a curse on WWE. Check out his full comments by clicking here.

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