Danhausen: Sports Teams Have To Earn Their Curses

Danhausen is the reason the New York Knicks are the NBA Champions, the Carolina Hurricanes are the Stanley Cup Champions, and Spain are the World Cup Champions.

By cursing the opponents of each team, he has proven just how powerful he is in the world of sports.

Speaking to the Detroit News, the very nice, very evil superstar was asked if he will help out the Tigers, Red Wings or Lions by cursing their opponents.

“We’ll get to it, we’ll get to it,” he said, stopping short of placing any curses on opponents of the Red Wings, Pistons, Lions and Tigers. “Not yet, you’ve gotta earn it a little bit. How bout you meet Danhausen halfway, get to the playoffs, and then we’ll talk.”

All teams need to do is give themselves a chance.

He will do the rest.