Angry Bagel Boss Guy No Shows Boxing Match With "Screech" Dustin Diamond

Well. Okay.

"Angry Bagel Boss Guy" Chris Morgan rose to infamy this year after being subdued in a Bagel Boss restaurant while going on a rant over a woman who allegedly snickered at him over his height. As it turns out, his fame has halted at heights much lower than that.

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Morgan was scheduled to face former MLB All-Star Lenny Dykstra at Saturday night's Celebrity Boxing show in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Last week, however, Dykstra withdrew, and was replaced by Dustin Diamond, aka "Screech" of Saved By The Bell fame.

In a series of very incoherent tweets, Morgan sounded off and said he wasn't going to be at the show either. 

Shane Coyle would them come to the ring, and introduce himself and talk about how he respects ladies. He then put over the safety of children, and says he posts ads as a 14 year old girl in order to expose child predators. Coyle emulated answering the phone as a 14-year old girl, before saying that he also hates bullies. Morgan was then trashed -- completely unrelated to the molestation point, mind you -- for bullying and degrading women. Coyle would then call Dustin Diamond a child icon and let the crowd know Morgan wouldn't be fighting, saying he was a "bagel boy bitch bastard," and was ejected from the building. 

Yep. This was all a cover for Morgan not showing.  

Fightful will not in any way have full live coverage or a post-show podcast covering Celebrity Boxing, but it is quite the spectacle, and can be ordered on FITE TV. 

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