Mike Tyson returns to the ring later this month against Roy Jones Jr. and both fighters will be drug tested by VADA in the lead up to the encounter.
While Tyson may be doing things the right way for the November 28 fight, there was a time when the fighter used a prosthetic penis, plus urine from his wife and baby for past drug tests.
Tyson: “It was awesome, man. I put my baby’s urine in it. And sometimes, one time I was using my wife’s and my wife was like ‘Baby you better not hope that it comes back pregnant or something.’ And I said nah, so we ain’t gonna use you any more, we’re gonna use the kid. ‘Cause I got scared that the piss might come back pregnant.”
Novitzky: “I think that’s happened before. A male provided a urine sample and it came back and they said ‘Sir, you’re pregnant. Either you’re pregnant or this is somebody else’s urine.’”
Tyson: “That was what I was afraid of. I guess I heard of this happening because I was afraid of that.”
Novitzky: “Did you have the right color whizzinator? Because there was that NFL guy last season with a white one.”
Tyson: “Yeah, hell yeah, I had a brown one. This guy was so f—king macho, he was scared. I whipped it out and he was like turning, ‘Hey man take the f—king cup.’ This macho guy, he didn’t want to look at me and s—t.”
There is no word yet as to whether or not Tyson and Jones Jr. have been drug tested by VADA at this time.