SRS’ Smackdown Live Blog
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Best in the World
- Shane McMahon comes to the ring to a chorus of boos, with the WWE World Cup trophy in the ring.
- He keeps bullying Greg Hamilton into announcing him better.
- Shane says winning a tournament didn’t make him best in the world, being born into it did. He says Miz’s dad has a baked potato face.
- Shane McMahon called the situation liberating and said that he was so happy to do it that he wants to do it some more. Shane challenges Miz to a one-on-one match at WrestleMania next month.
Hardy Boyz, Ricochet & Aleister Black vs. The Bar, Rusev & Shinsuke Nakamura (w/ Lana)
5.5/10
- I really love the exchanges between Aleister Black and Shinsuke Nakamura.
- Matt Hardy hasn’t looked this fast in the ring in years. He has some real snap on his leg drop.
- Jeff Hardy ends up playing the babyface in peril until Ricochet makes the tag in.
- Ricochet is next to play babyface in peril before a Matt Hardy hot tag.
- Poetry in Motion leads to Matt Hardy getting hit with a Brogue Kick and all hell is unleashed.
- Jeff Hardy has a pin on Cesaro following a Swanton Bomb broken up by all the heels.
- Everyone starts brawling and old man Chioda can’t keeps control.
- New Day runs in and clears the ring.
- They’re standing tall to Kofi chants and “New Day Rocks” chants. This is a New Day we haven’t seen in a while.
Selling me a ticket
- Randy Orton: “AJ Styles was getting a tan with Dixie Carter while I was wrestling The Undertaker at WrestleMania”
- Randy Orton cuts a great promo about how Smackdown was the house that he built way before AJ Styles ever said he did.
- AJ Styles comes out and says for someone who doesn’t like the indies, Orton followed his career. He says Orton couldn’t make it on the indies with a lame pose and a knockoff Diamond Cutter.
- Orton mentions Styles indie buddies stealing hand gestures. Styles says Orton is surrounded by his indie buddies, and they didn’t need help from their dad.
- Orton says rent is due in his house.
- This promo was one of the best Randy Orton has ever been involved in.
Asuka defeated Sonya Deville (w/ Mandy Rose)
5/10 (short)
- Sonya’s gear rules. This matchup is right up her alley.
- Sonya hits a nice spear, but ends up slugging it out with Asuka and being on the wrong end of things.
- Asuka accidentally hits Mandy, who gets mad and causes Sonya to slip.
- Asuka takes advantage and submits Mandy with the Asuka Lock.
- Sonya isn’t happy with Mandy, and Mandy walks off.
- This was really too short to do anything with.
Backstage Crappenings
- IIconics cut a promo on Boss N’ Hug Connection. It’s hilarious. This is one of the better promos of this kind in a while.
Becky and Charlotte
- Becky Lynch ditches her crutch and watches and promo video of what happened to lead to her WrestleMania match.
- She mentions suspensions, injuries, arrests and how she got back to her spot.
- Charlotte Flair interrupts and says when Becky has been on the shelf Charlotte has been working and Becky just got a handout. She said that everyone, including herself and Rousey, feel sorry for Becky.
- Becky Lynch calls Charlotte Flair a plastic faced dope and Charlotte didn’t do anything with the division for four years.
- Solid stuff. A good way to get to the next week.
Rey Mysterio & R-Truth (w/ Carmella) defeated Samoa Joe & Andrade (w/ Zelina)
5.75/10
- R-Truth has the only hip toss that actually look like the hiptosses from the PS1 Smackdown games.
- During the break, Joe powerbombs Mysterio, then goes into the Billy Goat’s Curse and Crossface, then the armbar.
- Mysterio gets a good sunset flip bomb on Andrade, but he’s still hurting.
- Carmella keeps Zelina from interfering.
- Joe sells a nice kick from Truth well and throws one of his own.
- Double 619 lands, but Mysterio eats a senton from Joe after a Frog Splash. R
- Rey rolls up Joe for a win.
- Joe is livid and attacks Truth and Andrade both.
Rowan & Daniel Bryan defeated Mustafa Ali & Kevin Owens
5.75/10
- Daniel Bryan and Rowan emerge from Vince McMahon’s office and says he gave Vince his thoughts on Kofi, and got put into a match with Mustafa Ali & Kevin Owens.
- Owens and Rowan are not on the same page before the break.
- We come back from commercial do see a nice half hatch superplex from Bryan on Ali. Ali fights back with a backstabber.
- Kevin Owens gets taken out by Rowan, then Ali is victim to the Recycling Plant.
KOFIMANIA
- Vince McMahon is out to gloat.
- New Day come out and go off on Vince McMahon about what they do for him, and says Kofi deserves his shot.
- Vince says nobody “deserves” anything.
- Vince says Kofi will never go in the Hall of Fame by himself, he’ll only go in as a member of New Day.
- Vince says Big E and Xavier do all the work, but Kofi takes the glory at his age.
- Vince McMahon says that Daniel Bryan told him that Kofi was a good B+ player.
- Vince McMahon brings out The Bar, Samoa Joe, Randy Orton, Rowan and Bryan and says he has to beat them in a gauntlet match next week to get a shot.
- New Day beats them down, and stands tall.