OFF-TRACK: Mario Lopez Tries To Do A Too Sweet, Fails Miserably

Welcome to another edition of 

OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN

in which I make fun of a C-List celebrity
for not knowing how to do
a famous wrestling hand-gesture

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So Mario Lopez was backstage at Raw this past Monday, and he took a picture with RAW Tag Champs Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows.

 

Ran into a couple of real cool brothers leaving the Staples Center after #WWERaw Monday..

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Yes, that's also Vince Vaughn in the picture, but he doesn't matter right now.

FOCUS!

Look at Mario Lopez.

Look at this fool.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

It's A GODDAMN ABOMINATION, that's what it is.

Mario Lopez, who played the coolest kid in America twenty-five years ago, AC Slater on Saved By The Bell, is a fraud.

That isn't how AC Slater does a Too Sweet.

That might be how preppy Zack Morris does a Too Sweet.

It might be how Mr. Belding does a Too Sweet.

That might even be how SCREECH does a Too Sweet.

But not AC Slater.

Never AC Slater.

This is Kelly Kapowski's reaction to your miserable attempt at a Too Sweet.

 She so disgusted by you, Mario Lopez.

And with good cause.

Because once again, THIS:

IS NOT A DAMN TOO SWEET.

Do better, Mario Lopez.

Do much better.

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