Anthony Bowens: After Puking And Shitting Myself At The Same Time, I Will Never Eat Taco Bell Again

Anthony Bowens has a good reason for never wanting to eat Taco Bell again.

We've all been there with Taco Bell. You know where I'm talking about.

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If you don't know where I'm talking about, allow Anthony Bowens to explain his Taco Bell mishap and why he'll never eat Taco Bell again.

"Taco Bell is an absolute no for me," Bowens said on Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos when a caller asked if they should have Taco Bell, Wendy's or Starbucks for breakfast. "I will never eat Taco Bell again. My first time I slept over my boyfriend's house, we had just been seeing each other, we got some Taco Bell, went back to his place, or his family's place. Staying over for the first time, I'm like, 'Oof, my stomach feels kind of weird.' Then, it turned into me leaping up out of bed from right next to him, going right to the bathroom, and just unloading. He heard every sound, every grunt, every noise. Went back into bed, which is even worse, went right back to the bathroom and was like, 'Michael, I'm sorry, I have to go home.' I proceeded to go home and puke and shit myself at the same time. The most degrading thing was, I was so disgusted, I had to give the pair of underwear to my mom, who slowly reached her hand inside the bathroom door and pulled it out. Never again will I eat Taco Bell. I'm sorry if that's a corporate sponsor of AEW."

A fair reason to never eat Taco Bell again.

The Acclaimed (Bowens & Max Caster) will be in action on the August 16 episode of AEW Dynamite. Fans can check out the current lineup for the show by clicking here.

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