Because the toxic cloud swirling around Enzo Amore needed a wacky stipulation match to liven things up, his former tag partner Big Cass will take on Big Show at Summerslam with The Certified G suspended over the ring in a shark cage.
And no, I am not kidding.
God, I wish I was.
Big Cass asked RAW General Manager Kurt Angle for a match with Big Show in Brooklyn on August 20, and requested that Angle lock Enzo in a cage and throw away the key.
Angle took it one step farther.
Hooray.
Also, in another announcement later in the broadcast, a match was made between Finn Balor and Bray Wyatt, who have been trying to one-up each other with competing "turning the lights out and teleporting places" bits over the past few weeks.
SummerSlam.
It's "The Biggest Party Of The Summer.?"