Big E Plans To Get Fat And Greased Up For A Future Royal Rumble So No One Can Eliminate Him

The Royal Rumble is one of the hardest matches to win as much of it depends on the luck of the draw. Stamina, size, and escapability play a big role in a WWE superstar being able to outlast the field and earn a title match at WrestleMania.

Big E's track record in the Royal Rumble isn't great, having competed in seven Royal Rumble matches -- including The Greatest Royal Rumble -- and scoring just one elimination. But at some point down the line, Big E has a plan on how he'll win the Royal Rumble.

"People make the mistake of trying to eliminate a lot of people. It's not about eliminating others, it's about not being eliminated. So, one year, I'm gonna get real fat. I'm gonna bulk to Rumble. It's not gonna be a good bulk. It's gonna be a fat bulk. And, I'm gonna get real greeezed up. A layer of cocoa butter, a layer of baby oil, a layer of lotion, and then double it. Real greased up, real fat. Wearing little baby, tiny trucks. Run in, like I'm about to do something, and I'm gonna slide right to the middle and lay down. Starfish. 'Come get me.' Add a layer of Crisco," he said on New Day: Feel The Power.

It is unknown when Big E will put his plan into action. The New Day member recently signed a new five-year deal with WWE, so there is plenty of time for him to bulk to Rumble.

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