Braun Strowman Wants To Face Roman Reigns In A Volcano Match

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AWESOME STIPULATION MATCHES
THAT NEED TO EXIST PLEASE


Braun Strowman and Roman Reigns have had the feud of the year in the WWE, and there are no other options.

I will fight you if you say there are other options.

Now, you might beat me up, because I am doughy and asthmatic, but I WILL STILL FIGHT YOU.

Roman Reigns has been nigh-unstoppable for years, until meeting his match the Monster Among Men. These two behemoths have basically beaten each other to a stalemate over the past 8 months and they've done it in some great stipulation matches as well, like their Ambulance Match at Great Balls of Fire and their Last Man Standing match two weeks ago on RAW, which I guess, technically, at one point became a chairs match:

But Braun Strowman has his own idea about what stipulation match they should do next.

He slips it in at the end of this quote he gave to Cheap Heat about his rivalry with Roman Reigns, see if you can spot it.

"There's not another talent on this planet like him. He is the best, if not the best in the ring, hands down. I know that he's going to do the same thing that I do -- he's going to put his body on the line too. You've seen that. I'll knock his hind end into the dirt, time after time, and he keeps getting back up. Whether it be stupidity, stubbornness or pure heart, you can't argue that Roman is one tough SOB and entertaining, to say the least. At this point, I mean, what else is there to do? I feel like the next match we're going to have is going to be on top of a volcano, and the only way to win is to throw your opponent into the volcano."

VOLCANO MATCH.

BRAUN WANTS TO TAKE ON ROMAN REIGNS IN A.

VOLCANO.

MATCH.

And you just know Vince will book this.

Hell, they'll bring back Bash at the Beach next year, and do it in Honolulu just so they can weave it into the natural surroundings.

The most attractive part in Vince's eyes is that they can totally do 50/50 booking with this when Roman spears Braun and they both go over the side into the Volcano. Can't you just hear Michael Cole going "MY GOD! They both went in! I guess that makes it a draw!"

Seriously, get this done, WWE.

You love "heat" right?

Well, what has more heat than MOLTEN LAVA.

 

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