"Broken" Matt is here to help Danhausen with his HOOK problem.
In recent weeks on AEW programming, Danhausen, the very nice and very evil one, has had problems with HOOK, namely the inability to properly curse the young man with perfectly quaffed hair. Danhausen was able to get the young man to speak after he went after the one thing that HOOK enjoys, potato chips.
Still, he has been ineffective in his attempts to curse the son of Taz.
Luckily for Danhausen, he was the most recent guest on The Extreme life of Matt Hardy podcast, and it just so happens that by the end of the episode, “Broken” Matt Hardy resurfaced and was able to provide some advice to Danhausen, that may or may not involve Danhausen treating HOOK like a bag of Lay's potato chips.
Here is a breakdown of their dialogue:
“Broken” Matt: “You look delightful. I am so happy that you are now in the wrestling that is Elite.”
Danhausen: “That's right. We work together now… I think.”
“Broken” Matt: “We do. Yes sir. That's right. I have been very concerned about you. You've been dealing with this menacing man, the HOOK!
Danhausen, Oh yes. Danhausen can’t curse him for some reason. I think he's too powerful. Do you have any advice?”
“Broken” Matt: “Yes I do. You need to focus on the very EVIL aspect of Danhausen, because you must take this man, this HOOK and you must EAT and DELETE him… *enters orgasmic-like trance*
Danhausen: “... Are you okay?”
“Broken” Matt: “Practically perfect.”
Danhausen will come face-to-face with HOOK on the April 29 episode of AEW Rampage. We will have full coverage of the event and any potential cannibalism that occurs.
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