Genghis Khan? Screw him.
Genghis Khan was an emperor and one of the most powerful men during his time on earth, but he never tasted the delight of Sprite, so how powerful was he?
"One of the things that I like to remind my friends, all the time, is that -- Sprite is a perfect example -- Genghis Khan took over most of his known world at the time. He never had Sprite. I'm way richer than Genghis Khan ever was. If he wanted to eat something delicious, it took a long time, and I'm sure he had someone else cook it for it him. I don't eat McDonald's, but I'm sure I can go into McDonald's and get something better than he ever ate in his entire life, and that man ruled the world. Genghis Khan, screw him, he never had Sprite," said Bryan Danielson when speaking to Ron Funches on One Fall.
The story began with Funches explaining how his friend is thankful for the little things in life such as the taste of Sprite.
Broke ass Genghis Khan never had a Big Mac.
Elsewhere during the podcast, Danielson explained why he finds joy in working with young talent. You can find his full comments by clicking here.
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