Bryan Danielson: Mushrooms Are So Hot

Bryan Danielson returned to the Nikki & Brie Show with his wife Brie Bella, and they were discussing Bryan’s new haircut.

In the story, Brie told the barber to not touch Bryan’s beard and mustache, which he did, and that upset her because she usually takes care of it.

The following exchange was then had:

Bryan: You did go in and tell him to make me look like a pedophile. That’s what you said. [Laughs].

Brie: I did not. Bryan hates his haircut. He hates everything.

Bryan: He did the haircut like you asked him to. He did a good job on the hair.

Brie: After, Bryan was like, ‘I really want to grow out my hair.’ ‘Why didn’t you tell me that?’

Bryan: I told her. Just so you guys know, I told her many times.

Brie: No, you haven’t.

Bryan: I said, ‘I’m trying to grow out my hair.’ She just ignores me and says, ‘Your hair looks like a mushroom.’

Brie: I was so bad. You don’t do anything.

Bryan: I don’t need to.

Brie: For me. You want to look nice for me.

Bryan: Aren’t mushrooms a sign of virility? Mushrooms are so hot. That’s what I think. My read on women is that women think mushrooms are hot. That’s my read on women. [Laughs].

Brie: No. No. I hate when I see someone with a mushroom haircut. It’s that ‘I need a haircut’ look. I either like wild and long, messy.

Bryan: I was trying to get to wild and long.

Brie: Now, I get to relive the mushroom stage.

Bryan: I love mushrooms. Lion’s mane mushrooms. Shiitake mushrooms.

Brie: Anytime the kids see mushrooms in the store, ‘Let’s get that for dad. He loves mushrooms.’

Bryan: I mostly love real mushrooms.

Bryan later said that he might go as a mushroom for Halloween.

If the man known as sex finds mushrooms hot, then mushrooms are hot.