CM Punk Slams Roman Reigns For Eating Dog Food For A ‘Weird Old Man’, Tells Ari Emanuel To Lower WWE Ticket Prices
CM Punk changes the answers.
This week’s episode of WWE Raw opened with a firey message from CM Punk, who first taunted Roman Reigns for not showing up to this week’s show. Punk touched on Reigns’ hatred for him, saying that being hated by losers is the price that he pays for not being one of them.
Punk touched on the “tools” that he brings to the business before slamming Reigns for having fake and store bought “tools”. Touching on his recent ‘Tonight Show’ appearance, Punk criticized WWE and accused them of sending Reigns to the show because he’s safe and plastic.
Continuing on, Punk questioned Reigns and his decision to prioritize movies and television over the wrestling business. Punk even targeted Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson for his diminishing star power in Hollywood and for supporting Reigns in the business after he failed to succeed as a football player.
Adding insult to injury, Punk slammed ‘OTC1’ for being a “buck tooth nepo baby” that “ate dog food for a weird old man”. Speaking of the “weird old man”, Punk also celebrated the fact that he was able to take his dignity and leave the company when he was being treated like a dog by that same person.
After claiming that he can “stand on the bridge and blow it up” because he knows how to swim, Punk shifted gears and targeted Pat McAfee for writing a check that he can’t cash. Punk also targeted McAfee’s agent, Ari Emanuel, for shoehorning him into the business. Emanuel was also the subject of criticism from Punk, with the ‘Best In The World’ telling him to lower the ticket prices of families. This mention got a huge reaction from the crowd.
I showed up and I'm an old man" 👀@CMPunk with a MESSAGE for Roman Reigns! pic.twitter.com/MLZgqjnFw7
— WWE (@WWE) April 7, 2026
You’re SAFE and you’re BORING” 😳@CMPunk is not holding back on Roman Reigns tonight! pic.twitter.com/FdpC9N1xQv
— WWE (@WWE) April 7, 2026
.@CMPunk is dropping a PIPE BOMB 😱 pic.twitter.com/W7l8m34bd8
— WWE (@WWE) April 7, 2026
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