Connecting The Dots: John Cena's Hidden Prophetic Instagram Messages

Hello and welcome to another thrilling and chilling episode of ...

CONNECTING THE DOTS

Always ask questions, no matter how stupid.

The dots are there, we just have to connect them.

Previously on CONNECTING THE DOTS:

I Revealed the True Identity of Sister Abigail

and

I Exposed Ric Flair's Dark Secret:

He Is Actually Hermey The Elf

I wasn't actually planning to release another episode of Connecting The Dots so soon, but then something happened today on John Cena's Instagram that STOPPED THE WORLD IN ITS TRACKS.

THIS:

A photo posted by John Cena (@johncena) on

That is a picture of New Japan's Kenny Omega. Or at least, he used to be New Japan's Kenny Omega. He lit the world on fire with Okada in their Wrestle Kingdom 11 match for the IWGP Heavyweight Title, got the unprecedented SIX STAR rating from Dave Meltzer, and then Tweeted that he was stepping away from Japan for a while.

Of course, this led to rumors that he was coming to WWE, maybe even in time for the Royal Rumble, but that was all speculation.

UNTIL NOW.

BECAUSE NOW JOHN CENA HAS POSTED A PICTURE OF KENNY OMEGA ON HIS INSTAGRAM.

If you don't get the significance of that post, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE SAND AND WIPE THE SLEEP FROM YOUR EYES, BABY JANE, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO WAKE UP.

This is what John Cena posted before the Royal Rumble last year.

A photo posted by John Cena (@johncena) on

Oh, excuse me, I didn't mean to BLOW YOUR MIND.

(wait, no, yes I did)

John Cena posts a photo of AJ Styles last year before the Rumble, AJ Styles debuts in the Royal Rumble.

John Cena posts a photo of Kenny Omega this year before the Rumble, Kenny Omega is going to debut in the Royal Rumble.

It's a done deal. You can write it in stone. Definitely going to happen. No doubt about it.

And before you start in with your "oh, but Alex, John Cena posts random pictures to his Instagram all the time. They don't really mean anything," you can take your naysaying and stuff it right up your nay-hole.

John Cena's Instagram, though it might seem to be just an oddball collection of unconnected images, is actually A TREASURE TROVE OF IRON-CLAD SOOTHSAYING.

Remember when he posted this picture?:

A photo posted by John Cena (@johncena) on

Obviously a reference to Rhyno returning and signing with Smackdown.

Obviously.

Yes, I know it was posted months after Rhyno's return, but a psychic like John Cena can not only see the future...

HE CAN ALSO SEE THE PAST.

Also, sometimes he even posts things knowing that the prophecies won't come true for years or more.

Just like if Nostradamus was on the 'gram.

Here are some other things John Cena posted, along with what I believe they are predicting:

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