Danhausen: Bryan Danielson Is King Of Liars, But He Has Delicious Blackberries

Danhausen has revealed that the dastardly Bryan Danielson is the king of liars.

Bryan Danielson is a menace. From revealing AEW locker room secrets, such as the talk of flaccid penises behind the scenes, and flat-out insinuating that he is sex, Danielson is clearly coming in hot in every aspect of his life.

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Now, the very nice and very evil Danhausen has confirmed another dark secret about Danielson, he is a filthy liar. Danhausen told Kevin Kellam of Sportskeeda that Bryan Danielson continues to lie and tell people that Danhausen is incapable of doing a pistol squat even though Danielson saw him do it with his own eyes.

“Bryan Danielson keeps lying about Danhausen,” said the man with many sacks of money. He's lying to everybody. He says that Danhausen can't do a pistol squat, and he can. If you see Bryan Danielson, you tell him that Danhausen is looking for him. A pistol squat is when you squat down on one leg. He challenged Danhausen, Danhausen did it and now he's lying to people. He's a liar. He's king of liars. He sits on a throne of lies... He has good blackberries though, they're delicious.”

Well, Bryan Danielson has admitted from his own mouth that he likes to lie because Cody Rhodes taught him that it's fun to lie, and while Bryan Danielson has not talked about the deliciousness of blackberries, he has remarked on the fact that most fruit is semen.

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