Danhausen Wants 10 Million Human Monies To Uncurse Minnesota Vikings
The Minnesota Vikings are one of the most cursed teams in the NFL, and not even Danhausen is willing to put his reputation on the line.
Appearing in Minnesota for WWE SummerSlam, Danhausen was asked how much it would take for him to uncurse the Vikings.
10 million human monies was the answer.
.@DanhausenAD says it will take 10 million human monies to un-curse the Minnesota Vikings ๐
Whoโs gonna start the GoFundMe? ๐ #SummerSlam pic.twitter.com/fbyUc7vijf
— ๐๐ช๐ ๐๐ช๐ฟ๐ต๐ช๐ด (@MAXAMANIA98) July 30, 2026
The Vikings have never won the Super Bowl and have not made the Super Bowl since 1976. They missed the playoffs last season and have not won a playoff game since 2019.
Maybe Danhausen can start by uncursing Nine.
Danhausen has a history of success in cursing and uncursing sports teams, helping the New York Knicks win the NBA Championship, the Carolina Hurricanes win the Stanley Cup, and Spain win the World Cup.
Danhausen will be in action at SummerSlam, taking on Dominik Mysterio in a Human Monies on a Pole match.
