Juice Robinson's penis will stay on Juice Robinson's body.
During night ten of the NJPW G1 Climax, EVIL picked up a victory over Juice with a little help from Dick Togo. Togo distracted the referee, allowing EVIL to low blow Juice, hit Everything Is Evil, and score the win.
An irate Juice headed backstage and spit hot fire aimed at EVIL and Dick.
"Everything is evil, huh EVIL? I have news for you, everything aint evil. Puppies aren't evil. Rainbows aren't evil. Sunshine and daises. I aint evil. I'm a sweet boy, you know. You're evil, EVIL. Dick Togo is evil too. Well, Dick, this aint 1998 and this aint WWF and I aint Val Venis! I don't see Yamaguchi-San or anyone else out there. You aint choppy choppy my pee pee, alright? You can look, but you can't touch. Little Juice and the twins already belong to somebody, alright, hot boys? You saw it, he hit me in my penis," explained Juice.
I guess we should’ve expected Juice to eventually cut a promo about his penis, with bonus WWF Attitude Era deep cuts and a shout-out to Toni Storm pic.twitter.com/wMHac02V6N
— Super J-Cast (@thesuperjcast) October 7, 2020
Dick Togo and Kai En Tai famously tried to cut the penis off of Val Venis on an episode of WWF Raw in 1998. They were unsuccessful.
If you missed anything from night ten of the NJPW G1 Climax, check out Fightful's full report on the show by clicking here.
