Someone took the effort to send Donovan Dijak a piece of fan mail that ultimately was just a giant rib trolling the recent WWE signee about his height.
The letter, which congratulates Dijak on signing with WWE, goes on to sing the praises of Ultimate Frisbee. After explaining that the sport is "one of only three sports that is more enjoyable to be played barefoot", the letter writer praises the height of the 6-7 Dijak and the advantage that would give him in Ultimate Frisbee... only to use that as a segue to ask Dijak to retrieve an out-of-bounds Frisbee that got stuck in a tree.
Dijak posted a picture of the letter, which appears to have been produced on a typewriter, on his Twitter:
Dijak appears to be a good sport about the whole thing, using it as an opportunity to raise money for a charitable donation:
A former winner of the Ring of Honor Top Prospect Tournament, Dijak reportedly came to terms on a contract with WWE in July. WWE officially announced Dijak's signing in September.
No word if Dijak actually retrieved Stacy's Frisbee, or if it continues to languish in the clutches of the offending out-of-bounds tree.