Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
in this episode
THE FBI DIRECTOR JUST GOT FUTURE ENDEAVORED
You know what the term "future endeavored" means, right? It means "fired." It comes from the phrase which ends every release letter from the WWE.
"WWE has come to terms on the release of Superstar X. WWE wishes Superstar X the best in all his future endeavors."
It's become industry terminology to say "So-and-So got Future Endeavored."
Which brings us to this past Tuesday.
President Donald Trump fired the Director of the FBI, James Comey. The text of the letter Trump sent to Comey ended with this phrase:
"I wish you the best in your future endeavors."
Eric Bischoff saw the connection, and he spoke about it on his podcast.
But he didn't stop at making a superficial correlation.
Oh no he did not.
“He future endeavored him! I thought it was just awesome,” Bischoff said. “Look, I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I’m really not. You can get lost in that. Literally, you can lose your mind if you think about that stuff too much but… come on! That had to be some tongue in cheek shit right there. I thought it was great. That had Vince’s fingerprints all over it. I loved it. That was not a government boiler plate termination letter. That was a kick in the balls on the way out the door termination. Like I said, I don’t subscribe to conspiracy theories but if that wasn’t Vince McMahon and Donald Trump having a yuk over the phone I don’t know what it was.”
So to recap, Eric Bischoff seems to think that Vince McMahon helped his friend Donald Trump, The President Of The United States Of America, write a termination letter to the FBI Director.
And then they shared a laugh about it over the phone.
And the sad thing is, if that turned out to be the truth, I wouldn't even be surprised.
Would you?
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