Fast Meat Found

Fast Meat has been found.

Chicago 5 reports that the custom Slim Jim car, which has been named Fast Meat, was recovered by police on a parked transportation trailer in suburban Hillside on December 22.

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From Chicago 5:

Police said the custom wrap was partially removed, but the rest of the car — including its yellow leather interior — was intact, according to the spokesperson.

“Fast Meat” was last in the Los Angeles area on Dec. 13 when it was stolen while being transported to Florida for a planned video shoot with World Wrestling Entertainment, the spokesperson said.

A few days after the car was stolen, the company posted a redacted portion of a police report, apparently in an effort to dispel rumors that the whole thing was a publicity stunt.

Company officials weren’t sure they would get the car back, so they had already begun working on a replacement when the original was found, the spokesperson said.

The car was reported stolen on December 19.

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