Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
in this episode
The Broken Hardys
Now Have Title Belts To Match
Last night, Matt Hardy tweeted this out:
Looks like Reby Hardy didn't melt the TNA Tag Belts down and turn them into gold hoop earrings after all.
In the above video, Matt and Jeff can be seen standing next to the Lake of Reincarnation on the Hardy Compound. (I don't see Skarsgard the Dilapidated Boat, so maybe he's on vacation or something.)
They are holding the TNA Tag Titles.
First thought:
THIS IS GONNA BE GUUUUUUUUD.
They say that the TNA Titles are obsolete, and not befitting of their status as the greatest Tag Team Champions In All Of Space And Time.
SO THEY ARE GOING TO REINCARNATE THEM IN THE LAKE OF REINCARNATION.
And oh my god look what those ugly-ass old TNA belts have turned into.
That is so beautiful I think I'm going to cry.
And that's not all.
Each brother has his own different design for his belt.
Simply gorgeous.
And that's not all.
Check out these sweet-as-f*ck Side Plates.
Of course, it's not just the belts that are beautiful.
It's also the banter.
TDE Wrestling on Twitter puts it into visuals so much better than I could:
Yeah, so not only does Matt say they're going to remain the official TNA Tag Team Champions FOREVAH, but he also calls Jeff Jarrett "The Man Who's Fond Of Slapping Nuts."
Game, set and match: Hardys.
I only hope Matt and Jeff bring those wonderful belts with them to WWE, and defend them separately of either brand's tag titles, hopping back from show to show. They shouldn't be confined to one brand or the other. They could have a program with Enzo & Cass, freshen those boys up a bit, then the next month, hop over to SmackDown. Think of the Broken Brilliance that would ensue in a feud with BREEZANGO for god's sake.
That would be ...
