What's love if your partner won't shave those hard to reach areas?
If you've ever wondered how Randy Orton looks so smooth and shiny, the answer is that behind every smooth and shiny pro wrestler is a woman who loves him. For Randy, his wife Kim Orton is that woman.
On The Wives of Wrestling podcast, Kim explained how she helps Randy be as smooth as a baby's bottom.
"He was just telling the guys on Monday, he was telling me, he said it was him, Riddle, Chad (Gable), Otis, and one of the doctors. They were in the trainer's room and talking about the pillow that props you up. He was telling them how he lays on it, fucking spread out, and I'm in there just shaving. He goes, 'You had to see Riddle's face and he just walked out of the trainer's room.' I said, 'They don't understand the love that we have.' He told his dad one time how we were in Bora Bora, and nobody can see you when you're on the deck and your bedroom and sliding doors open. We open the doors, the breeze is flowing, it's great light. He's on all fours with his smoker and I'm just like [shaving him], all up in his shit. Buzzing, taking the razor out, 'I got you' and I'm telling his father [Cowboy Bob Orton] this and he turns around and is like, 'She fucking nicked me,' and his father goes, 'I think I would have nicked you too,'" recalled Kim.
Kurt Angle's wife Giovanna Angle confirmed that she has never shaved Kurt's butt.
The discussion then turned into oil routines, and Kim explained how Randy always looks so shiny.
"Randy has a whole system for the oil. He puts it all on and then he takes a towel and just gently hits it on top. He's oily and glistening, but not too shiny. Sometimes, the doc helps him put the oil on. No, there are not oil girls in the back that are standing in bikinis going, 'Okay, I'll oil you down now, you sexy wrestlers.' It's the trainers putting gloves on and greasing him down if they can't reach themselves," she said.
There you have it, folks. You can thank Kim and trainers for the way Randy looks on television, not shave and oil bikini girls.
Fightful will have live coverage of Randy Orton being shiny on WWE Raw beginning at 8 p.m. ET on Monday.
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