Welcome to another edition of
OFF TRACK with A-TRAIN
Sometimes a Beast gotta Beast.
The RAW crew has been running an eight-man tag match during their house shows, four good-guy jobbers against four bad-guy jobbers. It's the bathroom break match.
Golden Truth, Curtis Axel, & Sin Cara vs
Titus O'Neil, Bo Dallas & The Shining Stars.
But last night in Dallas, TX, just as the jobber-fest 8 Man Tag Match was getting started, just as people were getting up from their seats to go take a piss or buy a beer or get their kid some Roman Reigns merch, this happened:
So by my count, that's four heels and two babyfaces. 5 Germans and 1 F-5.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Also it might interesting to point out, the only two guys smart enough to not mess with Brock in that clip are R-Truth and Goldust. The two dumbest guys on the roster.
Now after this destruction,
Brock called out Paul Heyman called out The Big Show, and Brock gave him an F-5 for good measure.
And Big Show's no slouch. He's got abs now!
The video was posted to WWE's Instagram, almost certainly in an effort to keep Lesnar looking strong headed into WrestleMania, just in case people start thinking he's a giant tomato can who crumples at the first sign of a charging horizontal sweaty dad.
At least one of those jobbers should have attempted a Spear. Just to see what would have happened.