There is a storm brewing backstage at Smackdown events.
A storm of bananas, mushrooms, turtle shells and lightning bolts.
Randy Orton and Xavier Woods have been spending the better part of the past week exchanging barbs via social media over Orton's skill at Mario Kart and, according to "The Viper", Woods' hesitancy to face him.
It all started during the WWE's recently completed tour of the Pacific when, apparently, Orton got the better of AJ Styles in a game of Mario Kart:
That led to the following exchange on Twitter:
Hostilities proceeded to escalate from there.
Clearly this is a battle that only can be settled in the cutthroat world of Mario Kart.