BREAKING NEWS FROM MATT CARDONA!
Cardona had a good luck charm while wrestling recently, taking his Vince McMahon figure with him. The Vince figure, and Cardona's natural in-ring ability, produced three wins for the Champion of the Internet.
Naturally, Cardona made sure to thank the source of his win streak.
"In a classic case of figure bait, I spotted a Vincent Kennedy McMahon figure and I took it to the back with me because it was my good luck charm. We took some photos with it, and I texted Vince today. I told you I would, I don't think you believed me. I did, I texted him, I texted Vinnie Mac a picture of me, first of all, I'm looking all jacked, kissing his figure, with the strap, and said, 'Your action figure was a good luck charm. Three wins this weekend! Haha.' He gave me two smiley faces. TWO SMILEY FACES! YOU HEARD IT HERE! Sean Ross Sapp, this is some clickbait news. Here we go, breaking, as first reported by MC, True Long Island Story, Matt Cardona texted, exchanged text messages with Vince McMahon, the owner of World Wrestling Entertainment, and Vince responded with TWO SMILEY FACES! Not one, but two," Cardona said on Z True Long Island Story.
That's good shit, pal.
Expect the Vinnie Mac action two-pack to be flying off the shelves now that the world knows having one in your back pocket leads to victory. Make sure to kiss it for extra good luck.
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