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Maven Recalls Young Randy Orton Throwing Oatmeal At Waitress After Botched Breakfast Order

Maven says Randy Orton once threw oatmeal at a waitress after receiving a messed-up breakfast.

Fans have heard numerous wrestling stories involving a young Randy Orton. One more has been added to the list.

During a recent interview with Chris Van Vliet, Maven was asked if he was friends with a young Randy Orton. Maven said he has so many Orton stories that will never see the light of day, but he did tell one.

We’re in a Denny’s. Randy gets the wrong oatmeal. Well, first off, they messed his eggs up. He used to get poached eggs. They bring them to him, and they’re messed up. He’s like, ‘Yeah, I’m not eating these. Send them back.’ They bring him his oatmeal, and I’m not kidding. There’s an inch of mop bucket water on the top of this oatmeal. The waitress made the mistake. He’s like, ‘What’s this? This is standing water. I’m not eating this.’ The waitress looks at him and says, ‘Maybe you should have made your own fucking breakfast.’ I’m looking at all my food, and I’m like, ‘Man, I got my food. Whatever happens to you is on you now.’ 

Orton looked at her and threw the oatmeal. So out comes the manager. The manager looks and sees. It was me, Orton, and someone else. I’m not going to say who. The manager sizes us up. I’m the smallest guy in the group, and the manager says, ‘Well, you’re going to have to pay for that oatmeal and the one they’re making.’ In true Randy Orton fashion, he says, ‘I’ll buy every box of oatmeal you got if you can get one of them right.’ That was a tame day, with early Randy Orton.”

Elsewhere in the interview, Maven shared a story of himself being too intoxicated and D-Von saving him. Fans can check his comments here.

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