Leave it to Breezango to be the guys on the roster who know where their bread is buttered.
After the huge critical acclaim and viral success of South Paw Regional Wrestling, the brilliant and off-the-wall parody of a 1980s southern 'rassling promotion on its last legs, it just wouldn't be right if it didn't have some kind of presence during WrestleMania Weekend.
And Axxess is the perfect place.
But what is John Cena gonna do? Put on his Lance Catamaran wig and suit and disappoint all of the ten year olds who have no idea what SRW is and would just be confused if Cena wasn't wearing a bright colored T-Shirt and jorts?
No, it would have to be someone else.
Someone, like two someones.
Yes, Mr. Mackleroy, the evil chicken-repossessing banker, and Chet Chetterfield, the cripplingly depressed alcoholic color commentator, made an appearance at Axxess this morning, and they were a huge hit.
Will someone please, for god's sake, PUSH BREEZANGO!?!?!
Oh, and if you have no idea what Southpaw Regional Wrestling is, number one--shame on you, and number two--you can watch all of it's gloriousness at the top of the page.