Welcome to the Live Coverage of
MONDAY NIGHT RAW
Taped Earlier Today in Glasgow, Scotland
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Let's see what's on tap for tonight, according to the official WWE.com preview:
Can Jeri-KO evade the wrath of two former Shield brothers?
We're probably getting a main event of Jeri-KO vs Roman and Seth, huh?
They're not going to do a partial SHIELD reunion on a taped episode of Raw, are they?
They wouldn't be that stupid, would they?
Oh, no, wait, they totally would.
Who will be the final member of the Raw Men’s team at Survivor Series?
The answer is Seth Rollins.
Which Superstars will The New Day and Charlotte Flair lead into battle?
Well, let's see.
Charlotte, Nia Jax, Bayley, Sasha Banks (almost certainly), Dana Brooke (or maybe Alicia Fox?) (Yikes)
The Tag Teams:
New Day, Enzo & Cass, Gallows & Anderson, um... Sheamus & Cesaro? Do they count?
And um ...
Oh god, no.
It's going to be Golden Truth, isn't it.
God help us all.
Who will answer Dolph Ziggler’s Intercontinental Championship challenge?
I dunno, Rusev, probably.
Bo Dallas, maybe.
Did The Brian Kendrick light a fire inside TJ Perkins?
Sure, why not.
Obligatory video game reference.
HERE WE GO
The show starts with an approximately 12 minute long video package (or maybe it just felt that way) recapping the Jeri-KO vs Roman (and Seth?) storyline.
Michael Cole says we are looking LIVE at The SSE Arena in Glasgow, Scotland.
But of course, it was taped hours ago, so we are not looking "LIVE" at anything.
Telling fibs already, Michael?
Stephanie McMahon comes out and makes a terrible joke comparing the US Election to Raw vs Smackdown at Survivor Series.
She promotes Survivor Series, mention the Brock vs Bill match and gets a bunch of Scotsmen to chant "GOLDBERG."
I swear, you can hear their accents.
She brings out the men who are part of the main SS match.
Kevin Owens, then Chris Jericho, then Roman Reigns (to a ridiculously loud chorus of boos) then Braun Strowman.
Stephanie then introduces the fifth and final member of Team Raw.
To all of you who are surprised:
"There's certainly no love lost between these men," said a man who speaks in cliches.
Anyway, Steph then shows a picture of Team Smackdown, and runs through all of the obvious cookie cutter storylines.
She then says she wants then to fight Team Smackdown as though their jobs depend on it, "because they do."
And with that, she throws down the mic and leaves the ring.
Kevin and Chris take over, talking about how the other guys need to listen to them because they're the Co-Captains.
Jericho says something that Rollins doesn't like and Seth attacks him.
Reigns goes after Owens.
Braun looks on for a while, then destroys both Rollins and Jericho.
He and Reigns have a staredown, then Steph comes out, says she's giving them a chance to get it all out of their systems.
Tonight, in the Main Event, we're going to have a 5 Way Match.
KO vs Y2J vs Seth vs Roman vs Big Meat McManMonster
So that should be fun.
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