Uncooked Raw Reaction & Results 12-12: BEST. DAY. EVER.

Welcome to the

UNCOOKED RAW REACTION

My Live Blog Coverage
with a Few Snap Judgements thrown in for good measure.

We're starting off with the Tag Championship Triple Threat.

The New Day promo about how if they win, they'll join the ranks of the immortals.

They're doing it for the fans, for everyone who supported them.

It's ironic, they say, that they're defending the belts in a triple threat, since they, themselves, are a Triple Threat.

They have a whole party set up in the back, with unicorn decorations and giant Booty O's and everything.

UNCOOKED REACTION:

MY GOD.

THEY'RE LOSING THE TITLES, AREN'T THEY?

NEW DAY vs SHEAMUS & CESARO vs GALLOWS & ANDERSON
Tag Team Title Triple Threat
(Quintuple T)

Note: It's going to be Kofi & Big E in the match for the champs.
Woods is on the outside.

Cesaro and Kofi start off, Cesaro hits a stalling vertical suplex, then tags in Sheamus, who hits a leaping axe handle from the top rope.

Big E tags in, gets in some offense, then tags Kofi back in, who knocks Sheamus into the ropes, where Anderson tags himself in.

He takes it to Kofi, then tags in Gallows, who hits a big boot for a two count.

COMMERCIAL

A lot of offense on Kofi from The Club. Big E breaks up a pinfall attempt and gets a back-suplex/neckbreaker combo for his troubles.

Kofi hits a desperation second rope springboard dropkick on Gallowes, and Sheamus tags himself in.

He gets a lot of offense in on Gallows, including the Ten Beats of the Blah-Blah. But A & G hits him with the Boot of Doom.

There's so much action it's impossible to record for posterity.

Cesaro SINGLEHANDEDLY TAKES OUT EVERYONE, then gets a two-count on Anderson with a flying cross-body.

Kofi gets a blind tag on Anderson, then Cesaro tags in Sheamus who Brogue Kicks Anderson.

But Kofi hits the Trouble in Paradise on Sheamus, and Big E grabs Cesaro's ankle so he can't break up the pinfall.

1!

2!

3!

WINNERS: The New Day

UNCOOKED REACTION:

Fantastic Match.

That sequence of Cesaro being amazing makes me more frustrated than anything else.

Why would you not push to the moon the guy who can do that?

Congrats to the New Day, though. Those guys deserve it.

(Clap Clap, Clap-Clap-Clap)

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Backstage At The New Day's Victory Party

Steph raises her glass in a toast, and then "accidentally" gets sprayed with champagne.

She's piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed.

UNCOOKED REACTION:

Heck hath no fury like a woman scorned, or a Steph McMahon that's been drenched in champagne.

Methinks the New Day are going to have to wrestle again tonight.

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Backstage, a dripping wet Steph McMahon is approached by Kevin Owens.

He's got an idea for how to punish the New Day.

She says she'll get dried off, then hear him out later.

UNCOOKED REACTION:

So Kev is obviously trying to get himself and Y2J a Tag Title Match.

Poor guy. He's trying to get back together with Jericho.

Doesn't he realize it's over?

Oh, God.

He's been BrokeBacked.

Poor Kevin.

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