In a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors; the rules are rather simple. Rock smashes Scissors, Scissors cuts Paper, and Paper covers Rock.
But what about a game of The Rock, Paper, Scissors?
In that case, The Rock does not lose.
Writer and actress Brona C. Titley gave The Rock a compliment by noting his massive muscles but saying they are useless against Paper. Never one to back down from a smackdown, The Rock informed Brona that Paper is a little bitch and that he has never been defeated by its thin ass.
Brona, it clearly states in section *980 of the RPS Constitution that in order for Paper to defeat Rock, it must cover 100% of said property. I’m too big for Paper. To suggest otherwise is paper fraud ------— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) November 6, 2020
Paper needs to hit the gym and do some clanging and banging if it hopes to ever cover The Rock. That, or find other Paper friends, tape themselves together, turn themselves sideways, and stick themselves straight up Scissors' candy ass.
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