His yard, punk.

  • There's huge "Undertaker" "delete" "Roman sucks" chants as Reigns comes out. WWE just let the chants ride before bringing him out.
  • Reigns comes out, doesn't say a word, then gets "shut the fuck up chants," followed by "go away."
  • A five-word Roman Reigns promo was perfect and gave me chills. He says "This is my yard now," and drops the mic. Incredible.
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Raw Tag Team Championship
Hardy Boyz (c) defeated Anderson & Gallows

  • It's so surreal to see the Hardy's back on Raw.
  • Huge delete chants. Matt is like, semi-broken. 
  • The story of this is really the chants. "Delete," "obsolete," "fuck that owl."
  • Jeff uses the stairs to help him with Poetry in Motion.
  • Jeff kicks out of a Boot of Doom and KILLS Gallows with a Swanton.
  • They're rusty.

Neville defeated Mustafa Ali

  • Neville says he's done everything he said he would, and is interrupted by Mustafa Ali's music.
  • Ali might get a surprise win.
  • Ali lands a sick wheel kick and an awesome dive to the outside.
  • This is an outstanding match, and the crowd is worried about a beach ball.
  • Mustafa Ali manages a springboard Spanish Fly. Reverse rana, big DDT, but misses his imploding 450.
  • Neville teases a Red Arrow, and applies the Rings of Saturn instead.
  • He should have cut a promo on the beach ball.

Mr. McMahon

  • Vince is looking thinner.
  • "Roman sucks" chants.
  • Vince announces a "superstar shakeup" for next week.
  • He says Stephanie will be out for some time, which gets a giant pop.
  • He's introducing a new Raw GM, and Teddy Long thinks it's him. This is damn hilarious.
  • Kurt Angle is brought out to a giant pop. This should be fun.
  • Hey guys, you can dislike Vince McMahon as a booker, and still enjoy Mr. McMahon as a character. Don't be a doofus

Revival defeated New Day

  • New Day has LOD spikes, boxing gloves.
  • I just realized those are ice cream cones on the shoulder pads. Jesus.
  • New Day issues an open challenge, answered by THE REVIVAL!
  • Anyone debuting tonight or tomorrow night is not guaranteed to be on that brand. A "superstar shakeup" was literally just announced.
  • New Day look MOTIVATED.
  • Revival win with Shatter Machine and attack Kofi. They attacked the bike on the way in. Awesome.

Backstage crappenings.

  • There's a pretty good, funny backstage segment with Kurt Angle, Enzo and Cass.
  • Sami Zayn is backstage trying to buddy up with Kurt. Hardbody Mahal interrupts and he's terrible. They have a match.
  • Jericho cuts a promo backstage and puts Owens' finger on the list. Owens attacks, then Joe helps him jump Jericho.


Sasha Banks, Bayley and Dana Brooke defeated Charlotte, Emma and Nia Jax

  • Why in the shit do they get along with Dana Brooke?
  • Emma is back! She has a funny interaction with the announce table.
  • Emma pulls Bayley by her pony tail. Heh.
  • This match was fine besides a shit double dropkick from Dana and Sasha.
  • Sasha Banks has a great counter into the Banks Statement on Charlotte for the win.
  • Charlotte is pissy and Nia Jax beats her up. Interesting.

Brock Lesnar

  • Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar soaking up the cheers, says Goldberg won't be back.
  • They run down a list of contenders, but settles on Reigns. The crowd wants Balor.
  • Instead, they all get Braun.
  • It is so WWE to build up a guy that people buy as an unstoppable monster to get over a Reigns/Lesnar match. 
  • Lesnar puts down the title. Braun walks away. The crowd calls him a pussy.
  • Braun has "backed down" from two guys, been chokeslammed by a retiring Undertaker, and been tossed out of a battle royal since losing his first match.

Top Contender's match
Cesaro & Sheamus defeated Enzo & Cass

  • Sheamus and Cesaro mess up a spot in the corner. 
  • I love Orlando Magic jerseys. Enzo butchered them.
  • Sheamus is beat to shit. Battered all over the place on his body.
  • Cesaro could have kept Enzo there for an hour in the Cesaro Swing.
  • The finish to this match is awesome. A Rocket Launcher into a European uppercut.

Sami Zayn defeated Jinder Mahal

  • Mahal attacks Sami before the match. 
  • Zayn sells like crazy for Mahal, still beats him.

Finn Balor and Seth Rollins defeated Samoa Jowens

  • Finn Balor is back! I'm ready for all 42 kicks and stomps Balor's gonna do.
  • This is a fun tag team match. Usually these pointless tag matches don't get over, but this is the right crowd and cast.
  • Rollins hits one of the best dives I've ever seen him do. BUT HIS LEG IS SUPPOSED TO BE INJURED.
  • They really need to explain that Balor has signed a heavyweight contract with WWE.
  • No mention that Rollins is the one who put Balor out, but Rollins has spent weeks apologizing for things he did.
  • Work over Balor's ankle and he'll only have the Slingblade
  • Rollins launches himself all the way across the ring, and hits KO with his injured knee. Dumb
  • Balor gets the win.
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