Serpentico Demands Nyla Rose Be Banned From Twitter And Fans Must Listen Because He's UNDEFEATEDMAN

It was a monumental night on Tuesday's episode of AEW Dark as Serpentico scored the biggest victory in wrestling history when he defeated Vary Morales.

Now that he is Undefeatedman and wrestling royalty -- wrestling has more than one royal family -- Serpentico put out a statement following his victory.

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Among his list of demands and decrees are that Nyla Rose be banned from Twitter, we must no longer boo Serpentico, Luther is now LORD Luther and he is the heir to a small island in the Maldives, and much more.

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Aew's serpentico celebrates historic win on #aewdark

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In what can only be described as the most historic night in AEW history, your very own Serpentico
aka SNAKEMAN aka SNAKE Daddeh overcame insurmountable odds and gained his first victory of
2022. As such, he is now declaring himself as UNDEFEATEDMAN (cause he's undefeated during
the week of 6/19 thru 6/25 so far, ya see) and has made the following decrees and demands:

1) You are no longer allowed to boo SNAKEMAN.
2) He requires his own traveling bus equipped with EVERY videogame console known to man. Even
the crappy bootleg ones that were sold at K-Mart.
3) Bring back K-Mart.
4) Nyla Rose is banned from twitter.
5) Luther will now be known as LORD Luther as he is the rightful heir to a small island in the
6) All airports are to replace their hideous carpets for more environmentally friendly (and way, way
better to look at) flooring. Like bamboo. But not too much bamboo cause Panda's need food.
7) Satnam Singh is now a member of CHAOS PROJECT. He's like 19ft tall so we'll need Ms Sandra
to make him a big ass CP track suit.
8) Oh yeah SNAKEMAN will also unify every title in AEW and become the AEW ELDEN LORD and
will only defend said unified title when he sees fit. (So no Saturdays or Sundays cause those are
dog days)

SNAKEMAN LLC is a worldwide conglomerate of CHAOS PROJECT LLC or whatever the lawyer
guy said to write here. Why are you still reading lol

So say our new AEW Elden Lord. Sorry, Nyla.

Fans can check out the stream and results from AEW Dark by clicking here.

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