On Wednesday, everyone's favorite sparkle-crotched Bon Jovi look-alike and purveyor of List-Based Comedy, Chris Jericho, turned 46 years old.
Quick, some one get the birthday boy a glass of party punch so he can Drink It In, Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn.
To celebrate, at the Berlin House Show, Jericho's best friend, Universal Champion Kevin Owens, threw Jericho an in-ring birthday party, complete with a tone-deaf rendition of "Happy Birthday." You can watch a video of the party above.
Owens instructed Jericho to make up a list of whatever he wanted for his birthday, and KO promised to get him those gifts. The gifts... of Jericho. They included a new bike, an above ground pool (to match Heath Slater's, I guess?) and a complete set of Transformers action figures from 1986.
Also invited to this party was the entire Raw roster, standing around ring side. But Kevin probably shouldn't have invited Seth Rollins, who sneaked into the ring while the two best friends had their backs turned, picked up the Birthday Cake and smashed it in Y2J's face, before Pedigree-ing KO face-first right onto the remains. Then, as Jericho slipped and fell on the icing, Seth skedaddled out of the ring and up the ramp, afraid to stand and fight. Because babyfaces, amirite?
Jericho posted a photo of himself in the aftermath of the attack, sugar-coated but none the worse for wear.
Here's hoping Chris got everything he wanted for his birthday, and maybe next year, he'll get a full set of Go-Bots so his Transformers have someone to fight.