Shotzi Bought A Casket On Facebook Marketplace For $300, Still Wants A Casket Match

Shotzi Blackheart has been angling for a casket match for nearly a year now, but thus far it has not come to fruition.

Her demand is not slowing down, and she’s even willing to bring her own casket.

“Update on that, no one gave me a frickin casket. What the heck. I was pitching every place in October to give me casket. Nobody gave me a casket. I’m so pissed. I feel like MLW has to be the one. October. We’re getting a casket at MLW. For Shotzi. Nobody else. No one else is allowed a casket,” she told Jeremy Lambert and SP3 on In The Weeds. “I feel like it’s not meant to be. I’m just never going to get my casket match. This is bullshit.”

When it was suggested that she bring her own casket, she replied, “I will. I have one! I found one on Facebook Marketplace. It’s a great casket. I’m ready to go. It was like $300.”

Asked if it was a used cakset, she said, “Maybe [laughs]. It’s definitely used. By a living or dead person, I’m not sure.” 

No matter when it happens, some promotion out there needs to give Shotzi her casket match.

Fans can watch the full interview with Shotzi in the video above.