Channing 'Stacks' Lorenzo: I Can't Stand These Assholes That Leave Shopping Carts Out

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Channing "Stacks" Lorenzo isn't a fan of people who leave their shopping carts out. He dislikes those people so much that he'd like to stuff them into the shopping cart, push them down a hill, and watch an 18-wheeler take them out.

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"Stacks" believes that the people who say they are going to lose weight are the same people who leave their shopping cart out.

"This one has me fired up. I can't stand these assholes who can't put their shopping carts back. I'd just like to stuff them into the shopping cart, throw them down a hill, and watch an 18-wheeler going 80 miles per hour take them out. You lazy bastards take your three-liter bottles of Dr. Pepper, your Doritos Cool Ranch chips, and your Little Debbie cakes out the cart and now you're too tired to put it back? You're the same scumbags who say, 'this is the year I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to get in better shape this year.' Oh yeah? We're one month in. You were a fatty in 2023, and you're going to be a fatty in 2024 because you can't take a metal basket that is on wheels and push it back 50 feet to put in the rack. I hope they can unclog your arteries when the time comes. Unbelievable."

You know what happens to people who leave their shopping carts out?

They sleep with the fishes.

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