Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
where I try, and often fail, to be funny
in this episode
RUSEV NUMBER 1
IN OUR HEARTS
AND ON THE BILLBOARD CHARTS
So, as we all know, Rusev Number 1.
We don't know what "elated" means ...
... but we do know that Rusev is Number 1.
And now, so does Luke Harper.
If there was any doubt about the Number One-ness of Rusev, it was entirely removed by this video of Rusev singing the Garth Brooks classic "Friends In Low Places" in his car.
It is only a matter of time before Rusev drops an album of 90s country covers, sung in his beautiful Bulgarian brogue.
And I will buy it as soon as it comes out.
And so will you.
Because, as we all know, Rusev Number 1.