If you thought that Mick Foley's new haircut looked like it was self-done with a Flowbee, you're half right.
Mick Foley announced today on his Facebook page that while there's no proof he used a vacuum cleaner attachment to do so, he did, in fact, self-administer that haircut. And what you actually saw was the salvage job done by one of the WWE's stylists.
This is BETTER than what it was before a professional took a crack at it.
Here is what he wrote on Facebook.
A NEW LOOK FOR MICK
It's probably best not to take your grooming tips from the hard-core legend. After attempting a home-made self-done haircut, a WWE stylist did her very best to salvage my handiwork, and lots of locks needed to be lopped in order to foil the Foley fashion faux pas. All in all, I kind of like the haircut – probably the shortest it's been since my commissioner run in 2000. Let me know what you think!
Well, folks. He asked for it. We've embedded the original post below, so you can drop a comment and let him know what you think.
Just, go easy on him. He's had a hard couple months.
He needs hip surgery and he can't remember what town he's in half the time.
Also he cuts his own hair. Probably with a Flowbee, the poor guy.
(Yes, I know I made that joke twice.)
((That is how good my Flowbee references are.))
(((Deal with it.)))
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