Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
in this episode
You Read That Headline, Right?
Lana is in Bulgaria, working on a farm for a Total Divas taping.
She is working on this Bulgarian farm while wearing nothing but a string bikini and a pair of cowboy boots.
But Total Divas is a reality show, and thus, is based in "reality."
So Lana milked a cow wearing her string bikini and cowboy boots. Because on a Bulgarian farm, this is a reality.
Also on the farm, there was a twenty-foot tall wall of hay.
And because there was a twenty-foot tall wall of hay on this farm, and because Lana is Lana, she decided to climb it.
You may now go about the rest of your Sunday.