Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
where I focus on the weird and the wacky
in the world of wrestling
in this episode
HULK HOGAN LOCKED HIMSELF OUT OF HIS HOUSE
IN HIS UNDERWEAR WITHOUT HIS PHONE
THEN TWEETED ABOUT IT AND--
...hey wait a minute....
WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?
WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR FOR SOME REASON AND THE DOOR LOCKS BEHIND YOU AND YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR PHONE BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY POCKETS BECAUSE AS WE'VE ESTABLISHED, YOU ARE CURRENTLY WEARING ONLY YOUR UNDERWEAR?
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN POOR PLANNING AND BAD KARMA RUN WILD ON YOU?
Well, actually, nothing, apparently.
A follower of Hogan asked the obvious question: "How are you Tweeting if you're locked outside your house with no phone?"
To which Hogan simply replied.
Well, that's oddly disappointing.
A minute ago, Hogan was threatening to "use the yard like his dogs" which I can only assume means "poop in it out of sheer desperation," and now he's back inside none the worse for wear?
I call bullshit.
Yeah, I'll bet this never even happened.
I'll bet you're making this up just to get attention.
I mean, I can't believe I'm saying this in regards to an underwear-clad Hulk Hogan debating whether or not it would be most prudent to befoul his yard, but as the kids say:
"Pics or it didn't happen."