Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
where I report on the weird and the wacky
in the world of wrestling
in this episode
FOR GOD'S SAKE LOOK AWAY
Further down the page, I am about to show you a picture that you will never be able to unsee and from which you may never recover.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Fans of British Strong Style know all about Mustache Mountain, the hirsute tag team of Trent Seven and Tyler Bate.
They gained a measure of fame stateside from their appearance in the first ever WWE UK Championship tournament, a tournament which Tyler Bate won to become the first WWE UK Champion. Since then, Bate has lost the title to Pete Dunne, but Bate and Seven have remained celebrities in their corner of the wrestling world, as famous for their facial hair as their legitimately fantastic exploits in the ring.
This is Mustache Mountain.
Those mustaches are certainly as majestic as any mountain.
But apparently, Seven and Bate didn't always have those mustaches, and in Seven's case, that beard.
Yes, that's right. You see where this is going now.
I am only a few lines away from showing you the picture that you will never be able to unsee, and may, in some cases, cause an aneurysm.
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LOOK AWAY.
ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO SCROLL FURTHER.
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS.
This is you right now: