Xavier Woods' Airport Horror Story Is More Entertaining Than Yours

Welcome to a Weekend Edition of

OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN

where I focus on the weird and the wacky
in the world of wrestling

in this episode:

XAVIER WOODS CAN EVEN FIND HUMOR
IN A TERRIBLE AIRPORT HORROR STORY


So yesterday, Xavier Woods had to get from somewhere to somewhere else.

He chose to take a commercial air flight.

Big mistake.

Apparently, the plane was overweight, and they needed to shed a few pounds--in the form of eight passengers.

If eight people did not volunteer to take a later flight, the plane would not leave.

Airlines, am I right, people?

Anyway, I'll let Xavier's Tweets tell the rest of the story, and hoo boy, what a humdinger it is, too.

Aaaannnnnd SCENE.

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