Brie Bella: Long Story Short, I Shit My Pants

Brie Bella had a rough evening a little over a week after WWE SummerSlam.

Brie suffered a broken scapula at SummerSlam, which kept her inside for over a week. When she finally decided to go out to eat, she had an evening to forget.

Speaking on the Nikki & Brie Show, Brie recalled going out to eat and trying to explain to the waiter that she is gluten-free. The waiter didn’t seem to understand the difference between gluten-free and gluten-friendly, but Brie thought things were understood and would be okay.

“I thought I was good. Was not good. Go home, get severe crazy pain in my stomach and I knew it was coming. I haven’t used the restroom for eight days. My body went from zero to 1000 on the toilet. What happens to me is I get really sick from both ends. I’m starting to feel like I’m about to pass out and I’m like, ‘BRYAN! BRYAN!’ He wasn’t coming. I’m about to die. I call him and am like, ‘I’m about to pass out.’ I hear him run. Sure enough, I’m like, ‘Timberrrr,’ pants down, on the toilet. Bryan comes. My nanny was there to help, thank goodness. Bryan screamed for her, so she comes in. She’s in nursing school, and I was definitely her first patient. She got a close look at what happens to the body. They carry me to my bed, and I’m completely out. Bryan calls 911.

“I had blacked out and am not responding. My kids are screaming. I was just taking a shit and this all goes down. The EMTs come in, and I’m kind of waking up a little bit. I’m incoherent, but I guess I mumble something. Long story short, I shit my pants, but I did not know it. I get put into a wheelchair and then a stretcher. Bryan is telling them, ‘She has a broken scapula, be careful with her.’ I guess I screamed out because of how they grabbed it. I’m in the ambulance and Bryan can’t come with me. I’m shivering, and they turned the air conditioning off. I wake up and I’m like, ‘It smells like shit.’ I looked at them and they look at me. ‘Did I shit my pants?’ They go, ‘You did, but it’s okay.’ ‘I SHIT MY PANTS?!?!’ I’m apologizing. I could feel it. That woke me right the F up.

“I got a lot out, which made me pass out, because of how much came out of me. I get to the hospital and they’re reassuring me this is normal. I’m sitting at the hospital and Bryan walks in. ‘I shit my pants.’ Bryan is terrified of shit. ‘They didn’t clean you?’ They can’t because they have to run tests first. Finally, after two IV bags and medicine, I start to feel better. I was able to walk to the bathroom and Bryan had to clean me. My poor husband. It was so embarrassing. My kids are making jokes. Bryan, when I get home from the hospital, is like, ‘I guess we can now say mommy poops her pants.’ It’s now the joke in the family.”

Brie went on to say that her daughter Birdie wrote a story about her mom’s experience. She concluded the story by saying everyone can laugh about it now.

You’re not cool unless you poop your pants.

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