Danhausen Uncurses New York Islanders

Danhausen continues to put his powers to use.

After leading the New York Knicks to an NBA Championship in one of the most improbable playoff runs ever, and dragging the Carolina Hurricanes across the finish line for a Stanley Cup victory, Danhausen is back at it again.

The WWE superstar was paid human monies to uncurse the New York Islanders, who have not won a Stanley Cup since winning four straight from 1980 to 1983.

He warned, “I keep having to curse and uncurse people, so I don’t know how wearing thin this is, but New York Islanders, you are uncursed. Hope it works. No guarantees.”

It worked for the Knicks
It worked for the Hurricanes #isles nation. I had to do this

THE @NYIslanders ARE UNCURSED!!! Thank you @DanhausenAD

(My brother and I loved Eddie Guerrero too so this opener caught me a bit in the feels) pic.twitter.com/V4Tw7fkdqZ

— Kim M. (@IslesGirl3) June 20, 2026

Not only have the Islanders not won a Stanley Cup since 1983, they haven’t won a playoff series since 2021.

Time will tell if the very nice, very evil one is able to save New York again.