Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
where I examine the weird and the wacky
in the world of wrestling
in this episode
It's A Real Life Game Of "Where's Waldo"
But With More Steroids
Are you a WWE fan?
Do you live in the Los Angeles area?
Would you like tickets to the No Mercy Pay-Per-View Event on September 24 at the Staples Center, but are either too broke or too cheap to buy them?
Well you're in luck, mister!
(Or madam. We're equal opportunity satirists here at Fightful.)
On Tuesday, September 12, you have a chance to win tickets to No Mercy, and all you have to do is find a Life-Size Brock Lesnar Cardboard Cut-out, hidden somewhere at LA Live!
Sounds easy enough!
Wait, what's that you ask? What's LA Live?
ONLY "THE MOST ENTERTAINING PLACE ON THE PLANET™"!!!
But seriously, I'm glad you asked.
The LA Live website says this:
L.A. LIVE is the sports and entertainment district that surrounds STAPLES Center and Microsoft Theater. The campus features sports and music venues, night clubs, restaurants, a bowling alley, museum and movie theaters. L.A. LIVE is the premier destination for live entertainment in Downtown Los Angeles.
It has a CAMPUS, you guys! Just like college!
So how big is this area?
Roughly the size of Pittsburgh.
I kid, but not really.
So that Life-Size Brock Lesnar Cardboard Cut-Out could be somewhere in one of the 20+ restaurants and eateries, or it could be in the Staples Center (which a basketball arena) or the Los Angeles Convention Center (which is a convention center) or it could be in the giant 3-D movie theater or the huge auditorium or the Grammy Museum, or hiding under the bed in one of the thousands of rooms in the FOUR LUXURY HOTELS.
Happy hunting, WWE fans!